Kiss The Witch

Elliot Graceland~Vocals
Bronson Rockwell~Guitar
K-Love~Bass Guitar
Blackheart Blackbeard~Drums

Who is Kiss the Witch? by eddyfuckinartmachine Bronson Rockwell- the rock god of the group. Bronson quit goin to school at a young age to sit down by the railroad tracks in the shade just strummin to the rhythm that the driver made. He can play the guitar just like ringin a bell. Bronson has rocked this town inside out for a number of years in several different bands beginning with an ill-fated partnership with the backwards satin hat and sweatpants wearin Smoochie in Sugar Buzz through now defunct local legends Computer Science. Bronsons killer riffs and guitar heroics are the corner stone of Kiss the Witchs sound. Elliot Graceland- the fiery front man. Elliot has already accomplished so much before coming to Kiss the Witch, thrilling hundreds by shooting bottle rockets out of his dick hole. Unfortunately Elliot had to retire from the cockrocket business due a splinter getting lodged in his shaft. Bad news for cockrocket afficianados, good news for Kiss the Witch fans. Elliot gives his all for rock. Even a fractured vertebra in his spine has not stopped Elliot from rockin. He is the genuine article, with the Devils music coursing thru his veins. Although he measures only about 4 foot 2 inches Elliot stands tall as one of rock-n-rolls premier frontmen. K-Love- The first time I met this dorky lookin dude was when he used to hang around The Cobras Snake Pit. Our first conversation involved the late great guitar god Stevie Ray Vaughn- it turns out we are both HUGE fans. I threw a piece of pizza at Elliot during Kiss the Witchs 1st show but it missed and hit K-Love and got pizza sauce all over his bass strings. He took it well and pushed on. It just goes to show nothing can stop Kiss the Witch from rockin. Blackheart Blackbeard- This slutty rock whore has been in more bands than you can count. But by far his most important work has been in Kiss the Witch, propelling the band with his rock solid drumming. This soft spoken troubadour is the smartest guy in the group, or atleast his beard makes him appear that way.