Nard Voris

Tyler Harris- Guitar, vocals and fake rubber pussies
Brian Foster-Bass, backing vocals, and gay scented candles
Bradley Klatt- drums, and weight problem

We used to be a black metal band called, NORD VORIS, but we ran out of corpse paint and started drinking more. Now we’re just a bunch of pussies in a stupid band. or. We started this back in ’98 as a joke and through the years were all like, "dude let’s start a band.....for real." And we would say something like, "yeah....we should, but I have a lot of nothing to do...I mean a lot of nothing...I mean come on." fast forward 7 years, add brad, and you got nard voris. thats fuckin spank. or. we were just waiting for Eddie Van Halen to show up and rock with us, but he never showed and we gave up and said fuck it........... two of us have jobs. two of us have a chick. two of us have talent. two of us have nice equipment. two of us like the queers. two of us live together. and all three have shit our pants